Bumpin'

Welsh slang. Used to describe something / someone that is less than appealing.

Mate, don't ever go to 'Taybarn's, the food there is bumpin'.

Did you see that girl Briggs pulled last night!? She was bumpin'.

by Lozbian May 5, 2011

Bumpin the Toad

Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations

Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"

by Pitt 3rd floor June 7, 2009

Bumpin Pies

The act of two girls smashing, vag on vag, while one girl has whip cream in and/or around the vagina, the other with cherry fruit filling.

Guy 1-"It was cool that bitch bein' a lesbian at first. Then the bitch started pissin me off with all that pie bumpin'."

Guy 2-"Good thing her and Alishia don't start bumpin pies, could end up being a cheese danish."

by lotsandlotsofherb October 26, 2010

bumpin a taxi

Is where you order a taxi and when it comes and then takes you to where ever you are going instead of paying the driver you get out and run . Usually you stop just before your destination so they dont see what house or building you go into

Taxi bumpincabcarhacknebumpin a taxitaxi bumpednot paying a taxi

by Maddog1230 January 22, 2014

bumphing

instead of masturbating, one furiously rubs his dick on a mattress. usually he starts slow and quickens the pace after about 10 mins. Bumphing usually leads to long hard orgasms. The aftermath is usually a wet bed and a underside dickburn. Usually it leaves the person concentrated and satisfied.

Mom: What happened to your bed? Its been wet since this morning!
Son: Sorry mom, I was bumphing before I went to school, it helps my concentration.

by Michael Holer May 20, 2015

bumpin' biscuits

The act of violent scissoring.

That bitch was so happy to go to jail so she could go back to bumpin' biscuits.

"I can hardly walk, I was bumpin' biscuits with Nadia last night!"

by working... March 23, 2016

Bumpin dumplins

(Adj) The sweet art of making love.

Last night my Mom walked in on me and my Boo bumpin dumplins.

by BoringTodd December 23, 2017