bronsoon

To be defeated by everyone you know. To suck at everything you do.

I better step my game up or i'll become a bronsoon.

by clives May 12, 2008

Bucking Bronco

None of you got it right. A bucking bronco is... when you are having sex in a car, typically sitting in the front seat with the woman straddling your lap (it works best if she's facing you so she can't see what you're doing), you push in the cigarette lighter and when it pops out you quickly touch it to her ass cheek for a second. Naturally she will buck up and down and try to get off, and you have to grab hold and keep her on you.

"Man, me and Cheri where in my car last night getting it on, and I gave her a bucking bronco. She was pissed off but it was a great ride!"

by Mr. Lizard April 6, 2009

broncosexual

A derogatory term for a male who enjoys the My Little Pony cartoon on Cartoon Network

Normal Person 1: "Hey, does that guy have a My Little Pony tattoo?
Normal Person 2: "Yeah, he's a total broncosexual."

by Broncosexual1 July 7, 2011

Bucking Bronco

Before having sex, you jump onto your girlfriend's back, and whisper into her ear, "I have AIDS". She will start jumping or 'bucking' around. The aim is to try to stay on her back for as long as you can. Try to set records with your friends

"Hey man, where did you get the black eye?"
"Oh that? Well I tried out that bucking bronco thin with Sarah... she didn't think it was funny."

by Julien Kearman January 15, 2008

Branko

A dude who always says "yetirai" and got kicked out of a shuttle bus for doing the nazi salute

"who's that dude doing fortnite dances in the cafeteria?"
"oh that's just a Branko in its natural habitat."

by Vhgjvmggvmggjtjkjbkjv July 29, 2019

Brontosaurus knuckle

A variation on the term "Moose knuckle," but referring to the bulge in the crotch of a hugely obese woman.

"Look at the Brontosaurus Knuckle on her!"
"I saw Rosie O'Donnell on the cover of People. Tight sweatpants and total Brontosaurus Knuckle evident."
"She went from Camel toe to Moose knuckle to Brontosaurus knuckle in 6 short months."

by Jimmy Speedo October 14, 2009

Broknob

When two bro’s greet each other by shaking each-others fully erect cock

When I met with my best friend Greg, we greeted each other with a broknob, leaving me with a residual boner for the rest of our time together

by MasterCockStone August 15, 2021