Math Blasters

Math teachers who use math equations to get there rocks off.
Teacher 1: Some of the other math teachers and I are creating a group to satisfy our needs. We call it Math Blasters, wanna join?

Teacher 2: That sounds like just what I need to satisfy MY math loving kink.
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Kerala Blasters

kings of the walkout
Person 1: where is that guy going?

Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable
by username_redacted November 23, 2023
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Kerala Blasters

kings of the walkout
Person 1: where is that guy going?

Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable
by username_redacted November 23, 2023
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kerala blasters

This club has the most electric and passionate fans (mainly stinky Indians) who would die for their shit club. They play in yellow, like a fucking bee. This club has not won shit and is referred to by any conscious football fans by the kerala bottlers. Their best player is called Luna, however this guy is no better than the average Indian tech support. He will do fuck all every single game but will still achieve fans player of the match on onefootball. This team is the sort of team to stop you watching a football game due to their poor quality performances.
Harry: Who’s playing in the isl today? I bet it’s gonna be a good game…

Me: Oh fuck me it’s the kerala blasters, ain’t nobody watching that shit.

Rupert: I might 🤓
by Kimmyhead6969 January 30, 2025
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blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.
I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.
by BBlaster June 01, 2025
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Baha Blaster

After you eat taco bell you have an explosive shit
I was a baha blaster
by Hollo0w September 10, 2021
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blaster .177

A specialty BB that is 4.5mm in diameter and unlike its armor piercing heavy aluminum brother the coppertop, will push in excess of 800fps out of a spring powered daisy 340, let alone anything CO2. CO2 is pushing nearly 2500 fps with a blaster .13g as opposed to a coppertop .35g 4.5mm made out of high density PVC.
You better stop falsifying documents or your going to catch a blaster .177!
by Cody5050 November 04, 2020
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