Bach

someone whose music is so boring that musicians can play it without having taken some coffee.

Have you listened to this Bach sonata... *falls asleep*

by A normal person in a planet March 5, 2019

bach a bowl

Term used to describe smoking a bowl (usually in a pipe or a bong) of marijuana.

Hey man, wanna bach a bowl?

by Bilbo March 4, 2004

Bachelorette

A feminine form of the word bachelor. Really just a synonym for 'spinster' but a TV series called 'The Spinster' sounds a whole lot less attractive because of the implication that an older unmarried woman must be damaged goods.

I watch The Bachelorette to convince myself that even beautiful women can be as single and desperate as me.

by Ajdbxisnsbcnfe October 18, 2018

ga i fynd i’r tŷ bach os gwelwch yn dda

the welsh word for “may i go to the toilet please”

“May I go to the toilet please?”

“Yn Gymraeg!”
“Ga i fynd i’r tŷ bach os gwelwch yn dda?”

“Ok, yes”

by hehe144 November 12, 2022

biachi

Usually a male- someone extremely hot with a six pack- mostly hot and italian, but always short.

She pulled a biachi today- with that new guy

by butterwhipped November 15, 2010

Confirmed Bachelor

A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).

In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.

Hey man, how old are you?

Him: I'm 28.

Do you have any kids?

Him: Nope.

Married?

Him: no

I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.

by RaijuRainBird February 29, 2020

Bachata

A Spanish word pertaining to over 30's desperate and dateless balls or singles nights for people past there prime.
Sometimes used to describe where music has gone to die.

Bachata festival sydney

by Man ningbar March 3, 2010