Beef joint

1) A cut of beef that one may choose to eat with Sunday lunch.

2) The little hot bit towards the end, when smoking marijuana, that sometimes burns your lips.

3) A chubby elbow or knee (etc).

"Be a babe, and nip up to LidL to fetch us a beef joint for dinner"

"That beef just burned my fucking lips"

"Rosie, you seriously need to hit the gym and work off those beef joints".

by hoodwinkhenpeck March 4, 2013

beef slabs

the slabs of beef on a vagina

her beef slabs ate my penis

by YOMMAMA April 12, 2014

Beef Missile

Slang for a large penis.

That dude takes down bitches with his beef missile like a champ!

by Squiblish January 19, 2015

Drought Beef

The cock of D. Casadine.

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by YaBoyGreggy May 31, 2015

beef overload

Something you scream when there are a lot of dickheads around you.

Wow I can’t believe i screamed beef overload at are family reunion!

by Dr.Chode May 25, 2020

Heatin’ Beef

Brewing up a massive turd/shit proceeded by multiple rounds of repugnant, room clearing flatulence.

I was heatin’ beef bad this morning. I cleared the break room out twice before starting to crown and having to run to the shitter.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Beefless beef

A completely made up grudge with your homie, where you act like your about to scrap but at the last second you squash it and laught. Usual done for comical reasons or to distract a crowd.

My bro showed up the the party with Beefless Beef. He ran up on me talking mad shit, like he was about to throw hands. Everybody was ready to jump until til we bro hugged and laughed.

by Murdatrike October 19, 2017