beater

a clumsy person

he was such a beater!

by xdr5t3evq3q January 2, 2024

Beater cock

A willing hookup participant when no decent options are available.

Did you see that beater cock Mary came home with last night? Must have been slim pickings at the saloon. She definitely got an STD

by Dolemite Jones March 14, 2022

tar beater

n. Someone that runs on the road as opposed to running on a soft surface like a track.

Poor guy was a tar beater for so long his legs got worn out.

by CTrunr March 25, 2003

Oak beater

A man who beats his wood when he goes into the forest and then he comes home with lots of wood for the fire

Wood cutter: Damn bro that jake guy is so good he is an oak beater
Jake: I know im so strong and it gets the job done

by ImTwisTy January 20, 2022

Ball Beater

A 3rd party comes up behind you during sex and starts wailing on your balls like a punching bag.

Last night I was fucking Jane, and Jared came behind me and was a Ball Beater

by even123angrybirds July 18, 2024

gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway

That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater

by Mat the rat January 24, 2018

dune beater

A dune beater is somebody who performs lewd acts on themselves while at a public beach. Usually they are hidden in and around the scrub, bush or in the sand dunes waiting for unsuspecting victims to fap over.

Hey Julie, look there’s a dune beater having a wank in the bush over there. Don’t get too close.

by Dune Beater 1962 January 30, 2020