Bean boarding

Similar to water boarding, but with beans. It’s done by forcing someone’s head back and inserting a funnel in their mouth. Then, the funnel is filled with beans, forcing them to eat them all. It’s a very popular torture device.

My uncle was a pow in ww3, and he refused to give any information. That is, until they started bean boarding him.

by Dennisimo Jr. August 10, 2018

Skin Beans

When it looks like your stomach has strange beany lumps beneath it - often on a "fat day".

Looks like i've got the skin beans

by Bounceyblue March 15, 2009

Beane Stalked

When you sleep with a persons EX "within a 24 hour period" after break up.

Dude when i said it was over and i went to the bar did not mean for you to beane stalk her.

You mind if i beane stalk her.

Hey bro you just beane stalked my girl.

by Savman October 06, 2011

true beans

to be true in nature while also maintaining cool bean status

Fernando: English is the worst class ever. It's so boring and I hate the teacher.

Franciso: True beans.

by thetruthbean November 22, 2010

frank and beans

cock and balls

"His beans, not his frank was caught in his fly"

by Double D Rukus May 08, 2003

Bean Head

Are you a coffee lover? Do you drink at least 1 coffee a day? Do you crave coffee? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then guess what, you too are a BEAN HEAD

I drink coffee everyday, I am a bean head
coffee lover coffee drinker coffee

by Bean Head Coffee September 28, 2013

Jersey Bean

Somebody from the island of Jersey in the Channel Islands (NOT New Jersey). The word "bean" comes from the popular Jersey dish "Bean Crock".

"I'm a right Jersey bean, aye maluv!"

by Nashy152 May 22, 2009