Bean boarding

Similar to water boarding, but with beans. It’s done by forcing someone’s head back and inserting a funnel in their mouth. Then, the funnel is filled with beans, forcing them to eat them all. It’s a very popular torture device.

My uncle was a pow in ww3, and he refused to give any information. That is, until they started bean boarding him.

by Dennisimo Jr. August 9, 2018

bean

oc, oxycontin. that foil on the road in the suburb isnt from meth.

dude just straight up tried to smoke a bean in my car. i was like fuck that

by bobbybrown206 April 18, 2008

true beans

to be true in nature while also maintaining cool bean status

Fernando: English is the worst class ever. It's so boring and I hate the teacher.

Franciso: True beans.

by thetruthbean November 25, 2010

frank and beans

cock and balls

"His beans, not his frank was caught in his fly"

by Double D Rukus May 7, 2003

Bean Head

Are you a coffee lover? Do you drink at least 1 coffee a day? Do you crave coffee? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then guess what, you too are a BEAN HEAD

I drink coffee everyday, I am a bean head
coffee lover coffee drinker coffee

by Bean Head Coffee September 27, 2013

Jersey Bean

Somebody from the island of Jersey in the Channel Islands (NOT New Jersey). The word "bean" comes from the popular Jersey dish "Bean Crock".

"I'm a right Jersey bean, aye maluv!"

by Nashy152 May 22, 2009

cute bean

the cutest person on the planet to ever exist, they’re smol and very precious uwu

robbie is such a cute bean :3

by stxxrlex July 21, 2018