Jason Yanger Banger

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Jason Yanger Banger is hawt.

by thicboi October 22, 2018

Gong Banger

Someone who attends awards ceremony parties with the sole intention of sleeping with famous people.

Why you dressin' so slutty Marisa?
It's Golden Globes night and I gonna get me some action!
You crazy gong banger.

by PappyDW August 14, 2007

Warm Baker's Mitt

A nice, snug rectum, male or female, that has been primed and warmed up for penetration with ky warming.

Gerald got home from work to find his girlfriend on all fours offering him a warm baker's mitt.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2014

baker county

An under-rated mysterious region outside of jacksonville, fl. Its legendary homegrown, oxys, shine, imported tampa beans, and over-abundancy of free shrooms, are the result of many generations of this rural utopia's inhabitants' desire to be baked, oxidized, belligerant, or trollin out of their country-ass minds. Recent downfalls of this mysterious haven have included, but are not limited to: fucking people from jacksonville migrating here and not understanding that everyone has a shotgun or five, so they need to just shut the fuck up and go back east(a rare few are cool); old fuckers from up north that cant fuckin drive!; CUZ's not selling to almost anybody anymore; rarely being able to get a fat dime in the hood anymore (having to venture to glen, sanderson, or even fucking olustee for an ample fat sack. **if you're cool with at least 10 brothas, you may be able to get hooked up in margaretta, but this is rare); the cemetary off of snake road not being a good smoke spot anymore due to...; recent sheriffs and some city leaders not being smokers; cops (even though you probably know them or are kin to them somehow) actually telling you quiet down at parties!?; less hot ass high school teachers givin it up; and finally, fuckin gas bein so damn high that you cant hardly afford to get fucked up AND ride 90, so chillin at the house or on a dirt road is what you have to settle for.

If you dont know what a dogbox is or you've never said 10-4, you are not from baker county.

Ignorant bastards from jax beach actually BUY shrooms from baker county.

Lake citian: we were going to jacksonville, but this old country dude at CUZ's in baker county asked us to smoke. we got so blazed that we forgot to go to jacksonville

by zjizzle December 23, 2007

Baker Quaker

the act of forcing one's boner into a woman's nose, then repeatedly kicking her in the meat wallet. also called the strangled frog

Matt:" Dude, she was totally down for the Baker Quaker!"
Ben: "Well, did u do it?"
Matt: "Yeah, until she sneezed...."

by titansfreak12 January 5, 2011

baker's death

losing consciousness during the baking process, especially while making muffins late at night, that results in the death of the baker and 12 others.

1st Lad: Did you hear about that fire last night?

2nd Lad: Yeah, 13 people died. It was a baker's death.

by Joe Reaper September 13, 2011

backer street bitches

a group of 13 girls ranging between 13-17 years of age. formed in august 2012 on twitter, they are known for constantly starting twitter fights, or "beef". though they come off as hostile, they're fiercely loyal to each other and others outside of the group. they are very exclusive, so just asking to join their group comes off as naive and a tad idiotic. all in all, they are either very respected or very looked down upon, but they still continue doing their own

"Bro, did you see that beef on twitter last night? So many people got blocked!"
"Dang, I missed it! I was too busy watching Bates Motel! Who was involved?"
"The Backer Street Bitches, it got hecka intense!"
"Typical, right? Haha!"

by admin just kidding not really May 26, 2013