Banana Hammock

A thong for your schlong

What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?

by Lugiratina July 28, 2014

Shampoo banana

Local term for the "twin cities" of Champaign and Urbana in Illinois. These two cities are usually just considered one area, but Champaign-Urbana sounds too formal, so some people just say this instead. People from anywhere else usually don't get it. These people often pronounce the S in Illinois as well.

Ted: Where you live?
Lisa: Shampoo banana!
Ted: ...?

by Miss Leslie April 27, 2006

Banana Envy

The feeling guys get when they watch a chick eating a banana

Stop staring at that girl, you don't wanna end up with Banana Envy bro

by DOZMcOZ September 27, 2009

Holey Banana

The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.

It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.

"Dude, lets get drunk and stoned and give ourselves holey bananas"

by xBSTx July 13, 2009

Banana Friday

Banana Friday is a tradition where people wear yellow colored clothes on Friday. Eating bananas is also strongly encouraged. When people are asked why they are wearing yellow, they must exclaim, "because it's banana Friday!"

Anyone can start a banana Friday movement so long as two or more people wear yellow clothes on Friday.

Person 1: Why are you all wearing yellow shirts?
Person 2: Why because it's banana Friday!

by TheRealTorizzle February 2, 2015

polite banana

The last banana in a bunch, the one that is almost alway over ripe before anyone gets to it.

The over ripeness of the banana causes a rash of politeness in people...

Jane: Can I offer you this last banana?
John: No, it is ok, you can have it.
Jane: No...I must insist, you have it...
John: No really...it is your banana, you have it...

(This demonstrates how the last banana in the bunch can become a polite banana...no matter what state of brown it is in)

by Crycket April 27, 2008

banana grundle

"The gusset" of a woman when wearing yoga pants.

Are these pants too tight on my banana grundle?

by SlowForward88 October 11, 2020