The turtles breath

The fart that precedes the sudden urge to shit, as the head of the shit momentarily emerges, before being drawn back into the anus. Much like when a turtle pokes its head above the water to breathe

'Did you just fart Stui?' That wasn't a fart mate, that was the turtles breath.... Gotta go!'

by Fabio Baracuda June 20, 2016

Wank breath

When ur breath is so bad it could melt steel.

God damn bro you got some wank breath.

by Steven Nutterbutter April 03, 2021

Breath of the Penis

When you run out of cum and you masturbate and nothing comes out.

"I was masturbating last night for the 20th time and nothing came out"
"So you experienced Breath of the Penis"

by analboy99 November 19, 2019

Whopper Breath

The combination of beef, tomato, onion, pickles, lettuce, buns, condiments, and saliva in your mouth for up to 12 hours after a trip to Burger King.

Man, that girl had some serious whopper breath!

by Dudemanbro92 June 27, 2015

Peebee breath

someone who smells like peebee breath

Man1: hey man welcome to the dentist. lets check your breath. EWW, you got Peebee breath.

by Comedy ERDoesGaming_ September 12, 2020

Pelican Breath

Someone with breath that stinks of garbage, sewers and shit

Jesus That William Wood has pelican breath

by LoyalRoyal1871 June 10, 2020

Slurp Breathing

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she has trouble breathing, so it makes a rather gnarly slurping sound.

Friend 1: "Dude, last night I came so hard in this one girl's mouth that she started slurp breathing!"
Friend 2: "Holy shit dude, brutal."

by ud4652219 March 21, 2017