Beefless beef

A completely made up grudge with your homie, where you act like your about to scrap but at the last second you squash it and laught. Usual done for comical reasons or to distract a crowd.

My bro showed up the the party with Beefless Beef. He ran up on me talking mad shit, like he was about to throw hands. Everybody was ready to jump until til we bro hugged and laughed.

by Murdatrike October 19, 2017

beefed the queen

Breaking wind during an inappropriate time, like a fancy dinner, or a funeral.

Dude, I was having dinner with my girlfriend's parents last night and I totally beefed the queen.

by Professor Charles2 April 30, 2012

beef overload

Something you scream when there are a lot of dickheads around you.

Wow I can’t believe i screamed beef overload at are family reunion!

by Dr.Chode May 25, 2020

Skin beef

Catching a rape charge, sexual assault

Ryan Hall caught a skin beef

by Nobodycaresaroundhere June 5, 2022

beef breath

When a guys breathe stinks from eating to much of his girl's roast beef.

Pete told me he wished his girlfriend would shower more cuz he has beef breath from going down on her too much

by billy mumy September 27, 2008

Heatin’ Beef

Brewing up a massive turd/shit proceeded by multiple rounds of repugnant, room clearing flatulence.

I was heatin’ beef bad this morning. I cleared the break room out twice before starting to crown and having to run to the shitter.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Beef joint

1) A cut of beef that one may choose to eat with Sunday lunch.

2) The little hot bit towards the end, when smoking marijuana, that sometimes burns your lips.

3) A chubby elbow or knee (etc).

"Be a babe, and nip up to LidL to fetch us a beef joint for dinner"

"That beef just burned my fucking lips"

"Rosie, you seriously need to hit the gym and work off those beef joints".

by hoodwinkhenpeck March 4, 2013