Astrocream

Astronaut icecream. the type of ice cream astronauts eat in space for food.

“Before sending astronauts into space, nasa packs the astrocream.”

by Poopwizardd1 January 15, 2023

Astrology

Bullshit

Astrology is just bullshit

by ARandomHumanBein January 17, 2023

astrology

Bullshit

astrology is ass

by urban dictonairy police April 11, 2023

astrolomy

A mix of astrology and astronomy, alternatively called astronoly

A: You know how animal crossing uses astrolomy?
B: yeah, the star pieces with the astrology names!

by Animal crosser April 27, 2023

astrology

bullshit

girl: haha im a sag im smart and your dumb

me: this is fucking bullshit dumbass astrology girl, what sag? sagging your fucking pants?

by genalphaslangman May 4, 2023

Astro-fuck

An Astro-fuck derived from “Astronomical mind fuck” is the process of having your mind blown by a sudden revelation.

“What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’ of a story Kieth!”

“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”

“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”

“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”

“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”

by Mr. Shooka-medeek June 17, 2023

Astrology

Do you want to attract a women? Very well use astrology shit. They'll fall for that shit. Just make up some shit about scorpion is like this blah blah blah. Believe. To me most woman fall for that.

Idk how to attract her

Oh lemme use astrology to do so

by nigga of 1800 June 23, 2023