Outfit-Anxiety

When you're stressing about what to wear to an event, or even some every day thing.

I've gotten so used to wearing my pandemic-pants, that I had total outfit-anxiety while getting ready for Candi and Ben's wedding. I had it all picked out, ready the night before, then changed my mind shortly before walking out the door and changed the whole thing. What's the point of all the anxiety? As if anyone cares!

by JaneGordon.com August 11, 2023

Anxiety

Constantly fucking shit up souly because of your crippling fear of fucking shit up and not realizing it because because your as blind as a deaf bat to it ?

Idk if i should post, probably won't get liked)
(Dude your not even funny, stop)
(You weren't funny earlier when you made that joke either)
(Is that why they were staring at me... GASP... is that why the one dude had a rude tone with me during break at work)
(I'm not good enough to work here)
(I'm never good enough)
(Hits blunt)

Anxiety sucks? What more do ya want

by CriticalShaggy September 15, 2020

Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.

I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.

by Earlshy! April 27, 2024

poorformance anxiety

1) the anxiety felt by men with small penises when confronting a future sexual situation.

2)The anxiety felt by anyone who fears failure in a future situation.

1) I hear Becky likes to ride really big stallions, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, and I'm supposed to smack that ass. I'm kinda getting poorformance anxiety.

2) You hear about the pop quiz in English?

Yeah, and I haven't read any of the chapters. I'm getting a little poorformance anxiety.

by The Barded One June 24, 2011

anxiety tension

usually occurs when you suck that glock glock 3000…

i got anxiety tension after i left the Jakes room at 3 am.

by CandyGirl101 January 24, 2024

Hangover anxiety

A common issue in ER rooms. When someone has been drinking to much, and starts to feel as though they are going to have a heart attack or some other major health fail. Characterized by fast heartbeat , dizziness, etc.

Dude I drank hard five days in a row, was at work started feeling like I was gonna have a heart attack. I just had major hangover anxiety .

by Mcgwicko September 10, 2016

Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc

I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.

by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023