The awkward moment when you're sat next to a stranger in the cinema, and there is a mental dispute as to who gets to put their arm on the rest...
You: "Dude my arms are really aching..."
friend: "why dont you rest them on the arm rest then?"
you: "nah, got arm rest anxiety"
friend: "why dont you rest them on the arm rest then?"
you: "nah, got arm rest anxiety"
by lolnetto1 February 24, 2011
Get the arm rest anxietymug. I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.
by Earlshy! April 27, 2024
Get the Pooformance anxietymug. Constantly fucking shit up souly because of your crippling fear of fucking shit up and not realizing it because because your as blind as a deaf bat to it ?
Idk if i should post, probably won't get liked)
(Dude your not even funny, stop)
(You weren't funny earlier when you made that joke either)
(Is that why they were staring at me... GASP... is that why the one dude had a rude tone with me during break at work)
(I'm not good enough to work here)
(I'm never good enough)
(Hits blunt)
Idk if i should post, probably won't get liked)
(Dude your not even funny, stop)
(You weren't funny earlier when you made that joke either)
(Is that why they were staring at me... GASP... is that why the one dude had a rude tone with me during break at work)
(I'm not good enough to work here)
(I'm never good enough)
(Hits blunt)
by CriticalShaggy September 15, 2020
Get the Anxietymug. Toxic anxiety occurs when an overwhelming base level of fearfulness towards the everyday world and ones limited control over it result in negative antisocial behavior and feeling strongly that you are a victim or a champion of victims. Toxic anxiety leads to extreme
nihilism, self victimization, bigotry, racisim and hatred toward those that have better circumstances the individual does as well as identity crises such as gender dysphagia.
Toxic anxiety is extremely prevalent in the woke and activist communities.
nihilism, self victimization, bigotry, racisim and hatred toward those that have better circumstances the individual does as well as identity crises such as gender dysphagia.
Toxic anxiety is extremely prevalent in the woke and activist communities.
I ran into a group of feminist protestors on my way to work. They started screaming at me saying I was part of the patriarchy as a white male and that I should urinate sitting down. Their toxic anxiety towards men was to much to handle so I just walked through them letting out a juicy meat fart I had been saving since lunch. I could hear them all gagging as I walked away.
by ZIM001 June 9, 2023
Get the Toxic Anxietymug. Not quite an anxiety attack, definitely more anxiety than normal. Typically triggered by an outside source such as coffee or tea, and experienced in waves.
by sixtysevensimp October 3, 2021
Get the anxiety palpitationsmug. 1) the anxiety felt by men with small penises when confronting a future sexual situation.
2)The anxiety felt by anyone who fears failure in a future situation.
2)The anxiety felt by anyone who fears failure in a future situation.
1) I hear Becky likes to ride really big stallions, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, and I'm supposed to smack that ass. I'm kinda getting poorformance anxiety.
2) You hear about the pop quiz in English?
Yeah, and I haven't read any of the chapters. I'm getting a little poorformance anxiety.
Yeah, and I'm supposed to smack that ass. I'm kinda getting poorformance anxiety.
2) You hear about the pop quiz in English?
Yeah, and I haven't read any of the chapters. I'm getting a little poorformance anxiety.
by The Barded One June 24, 2011
Get the poorformance anxietymug. Dude, why are you packing three bottles of Astroglide for a weekend with Clarice?
It's contingency anxiety! What if a bottle cracks? What if it spills? Can't risk it! Gotta have back up...
It's contingency anxiety! What if a bottle cracks? What if it spills? Can't risk it! Gotta have back up...
by Thunnus November 12, 2012
Get the contingency anxietymug.