Crypto-anxiety

Crypto-currency owners who are anxious about the rise or fall of crypto-currency's value and can't stop thinking about crypto-currency.

This person can't stop looking at the value of crypto currency all day long on his cell phone, I think he has crypto-anxiety.

by MCM_HelloWorld October 14, 2023

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Noah Anxiety

The feeling you get when obsessing over Noah Schnapp, especially when leaves you crying in a corner of your room and wanting to hug him more than anything.

Person 1: All I want is to hug Noah Schnapp right now
Person 2: Then you have Noah Anxiety!

by Will.byers.UwU January 07, 2021

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Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc

I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.

by Corporate Millennial June 15, 2023

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last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 02, 2021

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