Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jose Antonio Reyes: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jose Antonio Reyes: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 09, 2025
When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!
Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating
Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating
"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."
by stonetastifulrumptious March 06, 2016
Antonio is a really adorable funny guy whos always there when you need him his a really sweet caring loving person with a good heart a really loveable trust worthy guy one of the smartest kindest person you will ever meet and with a perfect smile:)
by Skrr skrrr June 21, 2021
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by Antonio F Galarosa March 12, 2022
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025
A once cute quite little town where you could ride your bicycle or your horse up to the ball field during the weekend to play at the park. Lil convenient store popular for Cubans and Icees is where you would run into everyone you knew but now every face is a stranger and better look out on the roads over ran by every alien going 40 over the lil 30 mph speed limit. I say alien because where do all these people even come from....one minute quite lil town everyone mistakes for san Antonio Texas when you say san Antonio because know one heard of san Antonio Florida to huge subdivision where there was a cow pasture or swamps yesterday. Now the home of targets biggest wear house and man made lagoons built over night. It's insane. Once quite country now a over population of aliens that had to come from outer space. O and don't forger ponchos every close eats there atleast twice a week when they don't want to cook and the bar around the corner is for most of the 60s generation to have a high school reunion every Friday night with there 80s and 90s kids who can't hold down a faithful relationship because well the bar!
San Antonio fl:Them-Your from where? San Antonio Texas? What are you doing in Florida. Me-No, it's 30 mins north of Tampa, San Antonio, fl.
by 4sakeofthistowngobacktospace May 29, 2023