Angry Reno

A middle aged cranky man who gambles daily to see who he can offend with his political points of views all while hating everyone and the donkeys of the world.

This guy is out there shouting 45 all day and hating on the democrats. He’s such an angry Reno

by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019

Angry Lehman

Fisting with a glove on

She was so wet I slipped a glove like a goalie and fisted like an Angry Lehman

by Excel Assassin July 6, 2008

angry johnson

A term used to describe an erection that hurts so much. A throbbing boner.

'You see Willy twitching over there? He's got an angry johnson in his pants."

by xxdemented_dreamerxx December 2, 2009

Angry Jade

When you pour green cactus jacks all over your partners naked bum then lick it while stimulating your partners sensual areas with your tongue. The bum juices then mix with the cactus jacks creating a leakage of green juices which pour from the bum for several days after.

Guy 1: "last night me and kath did angry jade. i can still taste it and when she sits down its all green''

by user1706 January 25, 2011

The Angry Penguin

you have to have a piece of ice ready for this . when a man is getting a girl doggie style and hits a woman in both legs . Then quickly shoves the ice in her ass. Causing her to jump up and walk like a penguin.

I was deep into a good fuck session with my wife when I gave that cheating bitch The Angry Penguin.

by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009

angry pig

the act of wrapping bacon around your dick and having sex with your girlfriend; using bacon as a condom and forcing your girlfriend to eat it after cumming; fucking your girlfriend so hard she squeals like a pig in his own shit

"For breakfast, I gave my girl an angry pig!"

by SexyGod March 28, 2009

Angry Badger

To pull out female partners pubic and/or anul hair with teeth.

I gave Linda an angry badger last nite and im still pulling hair out of my teeth two days later.

Barbera was considered to fat to find an angry badger pleasurable

by mazdainator September 21, 2007