Texas Douche

When your turd hits the water in the toilet so hard it backsplashes all over your ass.
"You're such a Texas Douche...no better than an ass covered in shit water."
by Cabaluchi February 21, 2020
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Texas Brit

An Australian man who act's more western while having an eastern accent/origin.
Man 1: "Is that guy from the UK? His accent is kind of similar".
Man2: "Not quite, he's actually a Texas Brit, don't overthink it".
by glasscage March 30, 2022
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Texas Skewer

The event that takes place when penetrating ones mouth and exiting ones anus, specifically in Texas.
Man did you see Israel give Oscar that Texas Skewer?
by brewski210 August 28, 2022
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Iredell Texas

Small ass town in the middle of Texas. Population 360, but varies based when the pipeliners leave for the oil rigs. Known around Texas as Snuff City, and Iredellians are proud of it!
Hey, there's a bonfire after the 6 man game tomorrow night in Iredell Texas. Wanna go?
Man, I can't. I've gotta leave Snuff City for the oil rigs in the morning. Me and the old lady are saving for a new double wide.
by backinthesticks January 31, 2011
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Texas Mile

Getting its name from the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas," a Texas Mile is an exercise involving a track and bleachers. For the exercise, you run four laps around the track, but for one of the straightaways, you have to do stadiums on the bleachers while crossing over to the next set of steps after every ascent and descent until you reach the end of the bleachers. Also, you must sprint the other straightaway. You can jog at your own pace on the ends of the track. This exercise can be done at most high school football fields.
Person 1: Wow. That Texas Mile was tough.

Person 2: The stadiums and the sprinting made it really hard.
by Sultry Santa April 27, 2019
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Texas Sandblaster

Sleep on the beach with your lover...then get up before they do, hold in that big morning fart, then pull your pants off and sit in the sand. Finally spread your bare ass next to your sleeping lover's head and wake her up with a brisk sand blasted fart!
Randall woke his girlfriend up with a Texas Sandblaster and she knifed his fucking jeep tires!!
by The fart sultan October 03, 2014
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Texas Foldover

An exceptionally meaty foreskin pieces with a used bull’s nose ring from a nearby cattle ranch.
She gave the best head to my Texas Foldover.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
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