Please Enter: 69

entrance to a whole new world of realisation, including many danger zones

Idiot friend: I wanna fuck you tonight
You who is not gay : Please Enter: 69 . NOT TODAY SATAN!

by King D with double R May 18, 2020

Not alive me please

Something you said when your best friend called your dad and asked if he sold ball gags

You (actually me): It was an accident. A freak accident and i want to die.
You (actually me): not alive me please

by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 7, 2020

Thank you, please

When you thank someone for something they haven't done yet, usually in an annoying sing-songy voice

Make sure you get the seedless watermelon. Thank you, please.

Hey babe, can you hand me that roll toilet paper? Thank you, pleeeease.

by picagirl January 4, 2023

Please come home

That feeling when you're yearning for your favorite cookie in Cookie Run: Kingdom to be obtained for good!

I need Cherry Blossom Cookie to please come home to me very soon since I like to see her powers at play!

by mintysparkly29 July 22, 2023

Please love me

Someone needing love and attention,now.

“Please love me, I don’t feel love”
But I’ll never say it aloud

by LoserBug November 5, 2022

Please don’t look at this…

You are an idiot, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

My friend said please don’t look at this… I got the YOU ARE AN IDIOT virus! youareanidiot.org

by koiboi2 May 20, 2022

one kejew please

Islamajew

cunt one kejew please

by The𓂸Reverend August 25, 2021