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American Dad

Proof that Seth MacFarlane doesn't need pointless cutaway gags to make a show worth watching
American dad is a bit more like the simpsons although nothing beats the simpsons..
by BigScro April 26, 2010
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Team America: World Police

1) - A reference to the belief some hold that America and its military police the world, sticking them in business they have no place being in and interfering with foreign affairs of other countries.

2) - A hilarious movie by Trey Parker and Matt Stone involving marionette puppets that lampoons the aforementioned defnition.
1) - "Why is Team America here again? We can handle our own business!"

2) - "I saw Team America last night. Americaaa...fuck yeah!"
by ACG2x October 16, 2004
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Real America

A derogatory term used to describe the lowest common denominator of American society. It implies stupidity, laziness, ignorance, backwardness and/or entitlement attitude.

Originally, this term was coined by a professor at UMASS Amherst and used during a lecture to describe the shock students would receive when they went out into the real world and experienced the abundance of stupidity.

Although it mainly is used as a noun which describes a segment of the population, it has since evolved to also describe places or situations. It is usually reserved for stupidity, ignorance, etc. that is noteworthy or extreme. It is generally not used in hyperbole.

Superlative form: "Realest of Real America"
n. Professor: once you graduate from college, you are entering "real America".

n. shopping at wal-mart? why would i want to go to the domain of real America?

n. I was pretty pissed off when "real America" in the Dodge Ram cut me off on the highway.

n. Steve: real America is a shitty place to live man!

adj.
Fred: Why the hell did you gamble at the Western? Didn't you value your life?
Jon: It was so real America, I had to see it for myself.
by Johnny the Ass Hole December 26, 2007
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concerned women for America

a bunch of bible-reading fat ugly slags who doesn't notice that their husbands are screwing gorgeous liberal women.
concerned women for America... the only thing you should be concerned about are your husbands infidelity
by AndreaCow December 10, 2006
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American Kiss

A kiss used by americans. is similiar with the french but no tongue. however the mouth is still open at some points.
natalie gave me that american kiss
by Fizzle D August 26, 2007
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American

Technically, an American is someone from the Americas - i.e. North or South America. However, it is so commonly referring to people from the USA that we'll just ignore that point for now.

An American is someone who lives in the USA. Not all americans are overweight, ignorant pricks with an addiction to burgers and flag waving. Some of them are actually friendly, intelligent people!

Remember, kids: just because meet or hear one person from a certain place doesn't mean that everyone from there is like it. Oh, and did I mention that the actions of the US government don't ALWAYS speak unanimously for every last citizen of the USA? Just wanted to clear that up.

They do think some wierd things, though.. They call football soccer, American football football, aluminium aloominum, jam jelly and so on. But belittling them for differences like that would be a bit petty of me, wouldn't it?
While playing a game, I once met an American who was a mindless, stereotyping, bigoted, ignorant prick. But did that make me hate all Americans? Well, yes. But eventually I got over it. I would like to find that guy and cave his skull in, though..
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Beavis and Butthead Do America

A freaking hilarious 1996 movie based on the MTV animated series Beavis and Butthead. The plot of the film finds the duo looking for their stolen TV and, in doing so, becoming involved in the plot of two crooks and end up becoming "the most dangerous men in America".

Mike Judge, who also is the creator of the series, naturally voices the duo (among other series regulars) in the film, while guest voices for the film include Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Robert Stack, Cloris Leachman, Greg Kinnear, and David Letterman (though he was credited under a different name). The film's soundtrack includes music from White Zombie, Isaac Hayes, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and AC/DC.
I was gonna go to a party tonight, but I didn't feel well so I ended up watching Beavis and Butthead Do America.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 20, 2011
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