alan

The hottest and sweetest guy ever, but he doesn’t know that cause he’s so shy. Usually has so many girls around him who wanna be with him, but he ends up not realizing it.

“who’s that hot guy on that has all those girls following him?”

“that’s alan! he has no clue why they’re following him”

by fatherless_sari_ November 23, 2021

alan

i don’t think im supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.

i miss you alan

by myth0ughts August 24, 2023

Alan

big baller

he a big baller like Alan

by lavar "bbb" ball September 29, 2020

Alan

A nice person with an absolute SHLONG and will DEMOLISH your ***hole

Person 1:Alan is very nice but have you seen “The SHLONG”
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?

by bigboishlongpapiV November 23, 2021

Alan Brazil

A man who calls you a mug or a fat f*ck regularly.

Our Ollie is 100% an Alan Brazil.

by xBenno97x May 1, 2020

Alaning

To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.

"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"

by Mr Majos March 13, 2023

Alan

A guy that is very selfish at times. He always has a cigar in his mouth and thinks he is the best. But let’s be honest. He isn’t.

Hey Alan get that cigarette out of your mouth

Alan: go away I’m stronger then you so I am not afraid to punch you up!

by Fief888888 July 3, 2020