Arse Munch

One who irritates others for their own amusement. This is usually met with hostility.

Also, a term of endearment between friends.

"What an utter arse munch!"

or
"Awright arse munch? How's it going?"

by 4Tone-E May 30, 2015

Arse Jam

The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.

Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”

Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”

Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”

Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”

Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”

by tincopper March 1, 2011

Arse Traffic

Something that homosexual men enjoy on a day to day basis.

'hey brother'
'hey'
'U up for sum arse traffic this week'
'i never thought you'd ask!'

by Josh White July 7, 2006

Holy Arse

When you look at a girls arse and you cant help but stare

Damn! she has a Holy Arse

by 3-Man July 1, 2016

arse blinder

Arse Blinder
n
1. A person who fucks arses
2. Slang, a contemptible or disreputable person
3. Slgan, a fellow; a chap "He's a silly little arse blinder, then"

v
arse blinder, arse blinding, arse blinded - Vulgar Slang

v.tr
1. to practice buggery
2. to ruin, frustrate or complicate
3. to tire, weary
4. to damn

interj
Slang an exclamation of annoyance or disappointment

That final hill was an absolute arse blinder bugger

Arse Blinder! wanker, prat, fuckwit, gobshite

by foundryman September 30, 2012

swamp arse

A combination of sweat in the arse crack and not wiping properly makes for swamp mud texture in the bunghole.

I had a bad chilli lastnight and combine that with the humidity today,i am getting a bad case of swamp arse.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016

Some Arse

Glaswegian
1)Being brave to the point of stupidity.

2)Having no shame.

The bold yin squared up tae ten of them, he's got some arse on him.

You got some arse on you smokin aw ma blaw ya dick.

by Rukowski June 27, 2008