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Woodchopping ankles

Your girlfriend has fat fucking ankles and you hate her
Damn that girl has some woodchopping ankles you should dump her bro.
by assgoblin76 January 20, 2024
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Weak Ankles

When one drapes themselves across a person as a way to ask for attention.
"I see you inherited the families weak ankles," he had stated upon seeing how they had been seated on the couch, with his head in her lap and fingers running through his hair.

As she stepped along, it seemed as though her weak ankles had stuck again as she stumbled into the man infront of her. At once, the man offered his hand to the woman's delight.
by Zamski February 7, 2024
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The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.
Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”
by The BrGr February 9, 2024
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Two and an Ankle

A cliche regarding the two mystery objects (implications can be unknown or subjective to the specific scenario at hand) accompanied by the part between the calf and the heel which are intended on being hastily and forcefully inserted into another individual's anus.
To Addy's sarcastic remark, Billy stated that he would sure give her two and an Ankle if she kept up that sassy attitude.
by EggBoii December 5, 2022
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broke his ankles

to juke someone multiple times or to juke someone so hard they lose track of you
I broke his ankles so hard bro! That was insane!
by the monster in your window November 26, 2023
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Tuesday Ankle

Similar to a sprain but heals much faster so you can try things again on Wednesday.
Ouch! Watch my Tuesday Ankle Man!
by Soodohnimskie November 28, 2023
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Ankle biter

Their are so many Ankle biters this year
by Maximum2.0 August 22, 2023
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