Gag Alert

When you feel like you are about to throw up because of how ugly someone is.

Sarah: Hey!
Sam: Omg look. Matt is coming over...
Sarah: Ew, gag alert.

by Amanda the faggatron December 13, 2012

Boss alert

You call someone when they contacting you!!

Boss alert he's contacting me again

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 21, 2019

amber alert

When your woman falls asleep while you're eating her pussy and she farts in your mouth

He went to the bathroom to brush his teeth for a second time that night after receiving a full-on Amber alert

by frogqweef July 7, 2024

joe joe alert

the face you make at Layla when you see Johnathan walking beside her in the hallway.

Friend 1: wanna go to class early

Friend 2: Can’t joe joe alert

by straightforseth October 13, 2021

Crush alert

An alert said by people to tell that someone likes or is attracted to someone, but they don't like them back.

Kate: "I like... Cody."
Ana: "CRUSH ALERT!".
*Everyone gasps*

by irieomgfunny/面白い December 4, 2022

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025

suicide alert

Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal

Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!

by Cutforeskin March 21, 2014