Amber Alert

When someone shits the bed.

Boy, I really Amber Alerted when I screwed up that job interview.

by datemeamber April 28, 2022

Cap alert

When a person lies have been detected

Tyrique rell speeding bai hmmm cap alert yh

by Esco Tha Great January 29, 2019

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

Amber Alert

Finding a human turd in the middle of your bed unexpectedly when you enter the bedroom

What Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp as stated in the civil lawsuit trial on national television. Johnny received an Amber Alert notification

by CK_386 April 29, 2022

BlackAmber Alert

When a child missing from her dominating parent and the non-dominating parent refuses to give her back without a court order.

We know where she is but the father refuses to give her to her mother without a court order so we will issue a BlackAmber Alert.

by ByeFeliciaDe January 22, 2018

Event Alerts

Event Alerts is a community on discord filled with 3 year old children that only speak brain rot.

Event Alerts is riddled with brain rot

by ItsJeff May 8, 2025

<scipt>alert("zyogauss")</script>

<scipt>alert("zyogauss")</script>

<scipt>alert("zyogauss")</script> 'OR1=1'

by g4s August 13, 2025