Alan alkadoo

man with a huge Cock

Oh wow is that Alan alkadoo wow alan big pp

by Alan Alkadoo lover November 23, 2021

alan

The prettiest most amazing person in the entire world like so amazing it's unreal

For example omg do you see that guy over there!? He's so pretty!

Oh yeah that must be Alan

by 🫶🏻🫶🏻 June 21, 2022

Alan

The nicest person out there, it is easy to become friends with him. He is the type of person who would do anything to make the people he cares about happy. Words to describe him: smart, generous, caring, kind, cute :), talented, and funny. He is a complete sweetheart and can't stay mad at someone for more than 30 seconds. He is literally flawless and can make the perfect friend, or something even more. Once you meet an Alan, you'll never want to let him go. Once he leaves, it may be hard for him to come back.

Person 1: You know that guy who is really good at guitar and volunteers at the animal shelter?

Person 2: Oh him? Yeah, his name is Alan.

Person 1: Really? No surprise there :)

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Alan

Alan will bang ur mum twice inside a caravan if he sees one more urban dictionary shit

Alan got Chlamydia from ur mum

by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021

Alan

Just a guy who tries his best.He is a good and trusted friend.I loving,smart,and amicable person

Honestly I have no ideas why people are so critical of Alan he’s like my best friend and is funny ,nice,and way smart!

by JDR January 31, 2021

Mrs Alan Sugartits

A powerful and successful female boss lady. A female that carries herself with a lot of authority and conviction.

Person: “Who is that woman walking around the office?”

Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”

by Sleadbeater93 June 10, 2022

mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.

Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan

by DAS24 April 29, 2022