The J Syndrome

A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.

“Oh, he just has The J Syndrome, you can’t blame him.”

by Chips Mischief October 15, 2020

jeremy with a j

A man who is down for anything, loves having fun, and is very simple. He doesnt require much to be happy. He is extremely friendly as he makes friends easily.

That guy is such a jeremy with a j. Hes so cool.

by VindictiveAngel January 6, 2023

J-Storm

A holiday in the month of January, usually on a Friday, celebrated by Protestants while drinking a lot of beer. The day is chosen based on availability. The celebration is prepared for by withstanding from meat and alcohol for a week. Sometimes people plan for J-Storm, but in the end it really just is everyone getting f**** up when it's -20 out and there's nothing to do but drink in Wisconsin.

A first, J-Storm was about about drinking. Now it's about seeing old friend and drinking. Staring in January of 2012, J-Storm has grown significantly.
The first year Marty Spilled his drink on the ceiling and Joey took 23 shot. In 2015 Chase and Rae got engaged the same day as J-Storm (also Marty's birthday). In 2016 Angela fell asleep at the bar. In 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we've been doing this at J&B's Blue Ribbon Pub for 3 years.

Joey is the official historian of J-Storm.

Chase is the founder of J-Storm.

Marty's favorite holiday is J-Storm.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of J-Storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.

Marty spilled his drink all over the place and Chase didn't care because it was J-Storm.

Marty:"On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you."
Chase:"J-Storm"

"I had a *life event* to go to this Friday but I cancelled it to go to J-Storm.

by C-Stormer July 29, 2017

J&L

Relationship goals

Your couple aren't J&L great

by Pseeeeudox April 27, 2017

All J

Something that is so good! Like for reals good

“How is that taco?”
“It’s All J bro it’s all j”
“For real?”

by All J May 15, 2022

B&J

B&J, is commonly used to refer to the popular ice cream brand Ben & Jerry's

Hey bro, you want a B&J?
Nah, I'm good

by Tinafey-fromtheway March 18, 2017

The J-spot

The unfortunate stain left on a carpet when someone attempts to enter a room where two lovers are going for it like good 'uns... and coitus is suddenly interrupted at the critical moment.

Jo: "Ewwww... the J-spot isn't drying up at all."

Nap: *shame faced* "Sorry honey."

Jo: "Don't be, one day we will look back and laugh."

Nap: "Yeah? Ya reckon?"

Jo: "Hmmm... we'll see... darn those lil love stains to Hull!"

by Nap August 4, 2004