pre tip

The art of tipping the wait staff to receive better service or better seats in a restaurant

Watch James pre tip, he always receives the best seat in the house.

by ThirdB February 11, 2021

Ballistic Tip

A bullet tip that explodes on impact.

(Rednecks Talking About Ballistic Tip Arrows)
Jim Bob: I Jisht Bought Shome Ballishtic Tipsh Fer My Arras.

Bubba: Holly Fuck!!! Are Ye Try'na B Lock Rambo?

by Ded_Lotus April 8, 2009

slow tip

The condition someone is in when they are taking a long time to do a simple task.
Everybody has been on that slow tip from time to time. Some people are stuck on that slow tip. Others are only temporarily intoxicated, distracted, or just not feelin it.

You may notice the person isn't all there or doesn't seem aware of people growing impatient around him. Whether he is painstakingly counting and recounting his change at McDonald's before giving up and handing over another dollar bill; taking forever to pack a bowl while sober bitches around him start walking away; or can't stop talking about a movie that everyone else saw 2 years ago; the fool ain't dumb, he just be on that slow tip.

It took me half an hour to type up this definition. Damn, I'm on that slow tip. Urban Dictionary must be on that slow tip, too. It's 2012 and bitches still don't know about this word?

by original derpster January 10, 2012

Tip Profiler

Someone who checks up on the size of the gratuity left by another person in a restaurant, bar, etc. to make sure that person didn't short change the waiter.

I picked up the tab at the bar. When I was looking away, one of my freinds grabbed my credit card slip to make sure I had left a big enough tip. So I said, "Dude, you're a tip profiler? You just tip profiled me!? Next time you're paying A-hole!"

by Purplesteel October 9, 2009

tipping the can

introducing small percentages of nitromethane into the fuel tank of a methanol burning race engine to increase its power output. this practice is against the rules of most sanctioning organizations in most racing classes. the exception being top fuel drag racing. in top fuel and top fuel funnycar nitromethane is used in very high percentages with only small amounts of methanol. nitromethane (ch3no2) mixes well with methanol but will not mix with gasoline unless a small percentage of acetone is added to the mix.

driver; "if I cant cut a light we will probably lose the next round because we have to race the number one qualifier".
crew cheif; "lets try tipping the can and hope no one can smell the nitro".
driver; "that is a stupid idea. I like racing here". or "good idea! did we bring any nitro?"

by Nitrous Jim February 9, 2017

Frosting the Tip

The act of one or more men submerging the uncircumcised tip of their penis into a depth of cocaine not exceeding the length of the ‘corona’. Once the ‘head’ or tip of the penis is fully coated with the aforementioned cocaine, it is then inserted into the mouth of a woman or women to whom services have been prearranged to be equal too, but not exceeding sexual gratification.

“Holy shit Brandon!...I had the craziest dream last night!...It was me and you, and two hookers! We were dipping our dicks in cocaine, then having them blow us! We were totally frosting the tip!

by Todd Morris November 5, 2020

Pope Tipping

New sport invented by a crazy woman on Christmas Eve, 2009.
The competive act of knocking down an elderly Pope.

Wow! Did you see that woman leap across those pews to set a new Pope Tipping record? 1.73 seconds! That's two one hundreths better than last year's time.

by Johnat24th December 26, 2009