The Patriots

A sad excuse for a football team, that gets off to Tom Brady.

The Patriots always attract the worst fans

Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown

by KayMF!! June 18, 2020

Patriot

Someone who voted for Trump because "At least he isn't democrat".

Yes, I am a modern-day patriot. I gave in my bumpstocks to the government because I don't really need them and Red Flag laws can't possibly be that bad.

by bumpstock go brrrrrr September 20, 2020

patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.

"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."

by Al Benedict October 18, 2020

The Patriot

Wiping your ass while still wearing your pants.

That guy just pulled the patriot and wiped his ass while still wearing his pants

by Pauley Revere October 14, 2020

Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.

Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.

by ORC was here May 7, 2021

Patriot oaks Academy

School with girls who are werid but different. Guys all want mullets and bowl cuts but that's okay and the teachers all like each other and try to pull devious licks. Most are emo some are vscos and the dean is crazy caca

lorelei: hey Josh did you know baka at patriot oaks Academy is for the teachers
Josh: yes I'd did

by sad piece of cheese September 18, 2021

Retarded patriot.

An extremist who loves his country so much that, he'll dismiss all crimes and negatives happening in the country under the flag of culture, heritage and religion. This behaviour is prevalent in the older gen and some retarded young people of India.

Ram: I wish I could've married Violina.
John: She's 15, you're 30
Ram: The rich culture of India is lost, we used to marry children and make 10 kids out of her. I wish people didn't westernize India, maybe then I could've married her.
John: There's a limit to patriotism, but now, you're just a retard. A retarded patriot.

by Bla_nk June 2, 2021