Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

long texter

A person who uses an excessive amount of words per text message.

Katie is the definition of a long texter. It takes 10 minutes to read one text. She texts even longer messages when she's been drinking 🤔

by KTdeuce April 14, 2016

grainne long

she wants nate dogs cock #banging in tomas' on thursday.

grainne long your fit

by uganda 1253525tee May 3, 2018

long midget

a long midget. it explains itself.

why the fuck are try to find the definition for long midget? you are so dumb.

by WafersYed February 24, 2018

Long Screw

A term by "Louis Rossmann" while working on consumer electronics such as an a2289 touchbar macbook pro where you put a longer screw than intended into a short screw hole. Ruining the screw hole in the process.

Geeksquad totally just long screw'd this a2289 touchbar macbook pro. Poor little macbook :(

by NotStepbro March 31, 2021

Long step

Action taken on a hot summer day when your nuts stick to your leg. Typically done in a fashion so that no one will notice you peel them off.

Friend 1: Dude, I'm sweating so much my balls are sticking to my leg.
Friend 2: Long step that shit fucker.

by Lynchum August 13, 2014

Long Island

Short for Long Island Iced Tea, a powerful cocktail made with vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec, sour mix and cola.

(to a bartender) "Yo, A Long Island, please."

by Bill G March 28, 2005