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fuck a flamingo 

an expression uttered by people who have only slight disdain of another
Barry: hey fuck a flamingo that fucking faggot Luke stole my fucking condoms and fucked my Bitch Susan in the ass last night then the fuckhead said her tits were too small .
Luke: why are you referring to me in the third person?
Barry: yeah I know Luke I just disliked your use of condoms I mean y know I'd rather you have got her pregnant ok.
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National fuck a Trevor Young day 

june 21st is a day of females getting dicked down by the legend himself Trevor Young
Female: I hope this national fuck a Trevor Young day will be the year I ride Trevor Young

National fuck a femboy day 

On July 30th it’s National fuck a femboy day,A day there you can fuck a femboy without saying no homo,the only rule is that the femboy this to be consenting of course
Guy: bro it’s National fuck a femboy day, you know what that means Femboy: yes daddy do you want me on my knees UwU

fuck a duck 

Childhood curse verse, circa 1968
Fuck a duck,
Screw a pigeon,
Go to Hell
And get religion.
fuck a duck by Marty Agee June 30, 2006

fuck a cat 

what someone would do in a extreme act of sexual desire.
John: You hear what tyler did because his girlfriend didn't give him any?
Bob:What?
John:He pulled a fuck a cat!
Bob:Another victim...
fuck a cat by jrknights January 4, 2009

Fuck a Burger 

slang, high as fuck

So hungry you'd fuck a burger and eat it, so long as it was free.
1: Do you have anything to snack on?
2: Not after that last bowl we smoked.
1: Man, I'd fuck a burger right now.
2: I could fuck a burger.

fuck a buncha 

Expletive used in general conversation. Originated with rural Virginia carpenters in the late 80's early 90's. Similar to "fuck 'em" but more humorous.
"the homeowners said they wanted us to sweep up the saw dust before we leave at the end of the day."

"Fuck a buncha homeowners!"
fuck a buncha by thesandwitch January 10, 2008