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Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"
by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022
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plum tuckered

Da feeling of utter exhaustion dat you get after majorly chowing down on Australian food dat's been prepared with copious quantities of luscious juicy purple "stool-softener" fruits.
Maybe if da landowner and da "troopers, one-two-three" has simply hidden and waited till da "jolly swag-man" had boiled da "jolly jumbuck" in his "billy" and then added some fresh lavender-colored oversize tree-berries to da pot, said "gleeful" stock-rustler would have been so "plum tuckered" after greedily devouring said fruit-embellished delicacy dat he could have been arrested and hauled off to jail, instead of simply running off and drowning himself in da billabong.
by QuacksO February 7, 2020
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louis tucker

He has a big shlong
by Big daddy shlong 69 February 3, 2022
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Tucker

Extremely ginormous dong. Usually an athletic person with blue eyes. Tucker is very compassionate and a great lover in bed, the ladies can’t resist
Wow Tucker has a big penis I could barely fit it in my mouth
by Randingo1234 December 17, 2017
mugGet the Tuckermug.

master tucker

"master tucker" is a phrase that can be used to describe an action a transexual person uses to feel more body positive.
A "master tucker" is a phrase coined to describe a person who is of a higher skill (a master) at tucking.

Tucking flattens the space between the legs, creating a shape that some people find more comfortable or aesthetically pleasing. Tucking is for anyone who wants to do it, no matter their gender or presentation.
"I heard Isaac is a transgender. she goes by she/her now"
"oh, I didn't know. She must be a master tucker"
by moslyfan1488 November 29, 2024
mugGet the master tuckermug.

Tucker

by isuckmassvballs May 23, 2022
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Tucker

Sorry babe, tuckers all tuckered out after the last session
by NewportRedShorts June 24, 2023
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