Simp

Dima; an absolute simp puts hoes before bros

Dima your such a simp

by Pool the Cool March 13, 2020

Simp

A nigga who tries so hard to pull bitches and is willing to do anything to get some. These niggas are the scum of the earth.

Fuck that nigga Ethan. Why he always try so hard around girls. Fucking simp ass bitch.

by Zeeland Slang January 23, 2020

Simp

Someone who will go out of their way to please a person they like. Even though they don't even know they exist.

Simp: I just donated 10k on them, and not even a DM?!

Chad: Bro, you're a simp.

by IronicallyFunny February 23, 2021

Simp

Nick Heiner

Nick stop talking you're a fucking simp that's why your last name is named after the fucking rear end SIMP

by BXBBYGOD April 9, 2020

SIMP

A popular song from the 2000's TV show, Phineas and Ferb, Outlinign that fact that Their sister, Candace has squrriels in her pants

Person 1: OMG She has SIMP
Person 2: I feel so bad for her

by schwulermann1234 April 19, 2022

Simp

you

this is a joke your'e not a simp,

I hope

by nickiMango February 26, 2022

Simp

A 0 self-worth man who goes out for pussy that’s mediocre at best. He skips out on hanging with the boys to chase after some girl that will drop him the L within the first 10 seconds of any conversation. He sends her hearts and love emojis as if he has 10 fucking brain cells in his head. Often times they go by the names such as Danny, Brian and Johnny.

-Person_1: “Oh shit, there’s Thomas coming. He’s such a simp.”
- Person_2: “Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here now.”

by stopsimping July 9, 2020