A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.
Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?
Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.
Jeff:That's disgusting,man.
Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.
Jeff:That's disgusting,man.
by kbair February 22, 2012
Get the Grease Pressermug. 
A very greasy gorilla who is low on brain cells and high on acne. They are very big and dum. They like to steal food and play hockey. They have a quick temper and pysical strength. They are a very rare species and usally hang around greasy grove.
by XXXCelstia December 5, 2018
Get the Grease Gorillamug. Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.
by beeuhnay May 25, 2016
Get the greased lemurmug. an unhygenic or sweaty vagina. A woman may get a grease pie by participating in vigorous physical activity or simply by being unclean by nature.
by thereal89 October 8, 2011
Get the grease piemug. An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.
by Daily Jew December 3, 2018
Get the Greasing the swinemug. Are you going to grease Jenna’s meat tonight?
Yeah I was with Paul last night and got my meat greased.
Yeah I was with Paul last night and got my meat greased.
by Clickman January 31, 2020
Get the meat greasedmug.