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Grape Anal

When a man shoves a whole package of grapes into ones anus. As they sit there and wait for them to poop it out the man eats the grapes as they fall out of the butthole.
I gave my girlfriend some grape anal last night.
by Fireclysm November 21, 2016
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Yoda grape

when something has gotten out of hand or someone went too far

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In the lead up to the release of Star Wars VII The force awakens, licensing for star was products was everywhere, even a packet of grapes with Yoda on them, star wars licensing got out of hand.
"those false lashes with coloured feathers on them she wore were the yoda grapes of makeup".

Taylor plays careless whisper on his saxaphone to a bachelorette party for 3 hours and their vaginas melt off

"Dude, Taylor shit got totally yoda grapes at the club on Saturday"

"punching your neighbours dog was a little yoda grapes"
by b.rex_ March 26, 2016
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Gangster Grapes

1. A large pair of breasts on a typical urban female.
2. Very large tits.
3. Ginormous boobs.
Damn!!! John, did you see the gangster grapes on that bitch?? They were HUGE!!!
by The Best Phone October 27, 2011
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Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.
Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story
by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019
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pink grapes

The act of ejaculating on a bowl of purple grapes after acting like a Roman emperor.
dude1: feed me more grapes slave
dude2: ok sir
dude1: PINK GRAPES
by your mom's left testicle July 7, 2012
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Frozen Grape

The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer
Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now
by le scrape March 12, 2020
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flesh grape

what happens after you poop your pants
Bligh me mate! I got a hard flesh grape in me trousers!
by moomoobee March 24, 2017
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