Canned Sardine

A rather large, overweight person wearing a coat or jacket too small for him/her.

Harold went to go buy a coat and when he went to try it on, someone told him he was a Canned Sardine.

by Crusty Joe August 31, 2010

Choked the can

Plugged the toilet.

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.

by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013

Canned Coochie

Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.

ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET

"I like Canned Coochie."

"Really? Same."
"HANNAH SWEETY LISTEN TO ME."

by Hannahpleaseloveme June 9, 2019

aids in a can

just another way of saying something is very stupid or unfair.

The thing Jackson did to Ladick was aids in a can.

by coolio16 November 5, 2018

Can of Poop

When someone has a raunchy ass fart (preferably warm and must be odor filled), cups their hand over their ass, and catchs this bundle of joy. Your next move takes precise timing as you only have seconds to deliver this devastating smell by cupping your hand over the victims nose and/or mouth while stating "Can of Poop!"

My day was shattered when someone ahole decided to give me a Can of Poop.

by RedDragonBucket May 22, 2011

can-gab

IPA: kan gab

1. n. Conversation (not always with a stranger) between stalls in a public toilet.

2. v. (plural) To converse while high on drugs in a bathroom.

3. n. Trivial communication (usu. speech), oft. self-rectifying; (adj.) absurd and/or off topic.

1. Listen, jim, I overheard some wicked can gab back there, I think the shit is about to hit the fan!

2. I thought it was just idle can-gab, but then the toilet exploded.

3. I been waitin' for the bathroom for like ten minutes! I'm about to pee myself and all I can hear is those two can-gabbing and giggling like school girls!

4. When they started talking about Luminous Bodies, the crowd thought it was so deep, but it was absolute can-gab.

5. I know it's a seminar, but his question was just so...I don't know...can-gab.

by Zero & Lefty February 25, 2011

Can of soup

When a girl wants to take you home to have sex but you are a retard a blow your chances so offer her a can of soup

(Girl) hey I’m not sleeping with you tonight. (Guy) well what do you want a bowl of soup or something leading to the guy using a can of soup and some fresh tiger loaf

by Massive corey October 7, 2020