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phantom phone

The phenomenon where you feel your cellphone vibrate in your pocket or you hear it vibrate in the immediate area, when in fact, your phone has not vibrated at all and/or isn't even in the area.
Person #1: Dude. I totally though my phone just vibrated but I don't even have it with me. Wtf?!

Person #2: Yea man, just another case of phantom phone.
by ballinik August 14, 2009
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phantom beer

When you grab your beer can with the full intention of drinking its contents, believing there to be a non-zero amount of beer in it, only to find the can to be an empty, dissatisfying shell of aluminum.
When Larry lifted his can of beer all-too-easily from the table, he realized that he simply had a case of phantom beer. He sighed and went to get a new one.
by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013
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Phantom Jizz

Phantom Jizz is when you reach the pinnacle of your session and you ejaculate, except when you look down, the jizz is nowhere to be seen. You didn't actually jizz, but it feels like you did. No cleanup needed!
Man, I hate it when I get Phantom Jizz, dude!
by Vandilan June 8, 2015
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Phantom Cell

A sensation that a cell phone is vibrating when it isn't. Experienced by someone who is used to carrying around a cell phone in a pocket or close the their body. This phenomenon can occur even if the person doesn't have the cell phone. Similar to phantom limb syndrome.
Whoa, I could have sworn my cellie was vibrating. But when I went to get it out of my pocket, it wasn't even there. I guess I just had a phantom cell experience.
by Michael C. Anglin January 14, 2008
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Fag Phantom

When your in thought or in task (whatever it may be) and suddenly interupted by a harsh racing thought of a vision or wierd thought about the same sex and YOU KNOW IT IS NOT YOU because you are a Hetrosexual. You blame it on your Fag Phantom.
Yeah I was in deep thought of this one beautiful chick and then a picture of next door Bob was in my head while I was getting my money...Damn that Fag Phantom.

I was kissing my girl last night and my Uncles name popped in my head. Like im gonna think about my Uncle while Im trying to get to third base... That damn Fag Phantom
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Fart Phantom

A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom.
by Chuck Scheid October 23, 2007
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Phantom Text

When you have your cell phone in your pocket, you feel it vibrate across your leg, but when you look at your phone there is no notifications of a text message, or anything else of that matter.
It happens wherever, whenever. The Phantom Text happens to everyone with cell phones.
by P Krizzle April 1, 2008
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