May 13

National Give Your Homies Head Day

National Give Your Homies Head Day is preferably the best holiday of the year! This holiday occurs on May 13

You: Yo, you know what day It is?
Homie: Nah bro. What day is it?
You: National Give Your Homie Head Day
Homie: Ah shit...

by PoohsEvilTwin May 9, 2022

February 13

February 13 is the day you fuck your best friend then ask them to be your Valentine on February 14

Me: hey let’s fuck since it’s February 13
Her/him sure
Next day
Me: will you be my Valentine 😏
Her/him sure

by Your best friend lol February 2, 2021

November 13

National smack Marcus in the face day

Kid:Hey Marcus

Me: what

Kid: smacks me
Me: WTF
Kid:what it’s November 13

by Big nugget November 12, 2019

April 13

The day the most beautiful nicest boy was born. All through he calls himself uglt hes not hes honestly the most nicest person in the WORLD combined. Which is what makes him an Aries:)<3!

Marry someone whos birthday is April 13 they will make ur day:))

by kg.jasminee June 27, 2021

April 13

National Have as much sex as you want day😌💦🍑🍆🍒

“It’s april 13 let’s have as much sex as we want babe”😍

by Pretty Alicia April 12, 2019

13-9

the comeback pitt fans use whenever wvu fans taunt them about how the mountaineers are better. first used on december 1st, 2007, when the 4-7 pitt panthers upset the bcs #2 west virginia mountaineers in the backyard brawl 13-9, denying them of a chance to play for their first national championship in football.

west virginia fan: spitt sucks so bad west virginia always kicks their ass
pitt fan: 13-9 bro

by vontez August 18, 2011

Rule 13

In situations in which a temporary set of rules are necessary, Rule 13 shall always be "No one shall say bad things about another person". In addition to establishing a standard level of civility, it also forces the situation to have a minimum level of structure by requiring at least 12 other rules be created.

Person A: "You're such a tool, Person B."

Person B: "Hey, Rule 13, jackass!"

Person M: "Rule 13 times two..."

by T. S. Hogdahl II September 28, 2009