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English language

Latin and German's weird uncle
The English language is a combination of Latin, German, French and Greek.
by IntergalactalEnergy December 4, 2022
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English Cunt

A 5' tall troll from England that likes to bang his friends leftovers and cast-offs
Look at Brother Bartlett.....that fucking English Cunt
by Tony Moore September 28, 2005
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English basement

A foul smelling vagina resembling the smell of traditional English fare such as fish and chips.
Be careful, I heard Marry has an English basement.
by englishbasementsniffer March 12, 2011
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guerilla english

1) To completely confuse someone when it is least expected or appropriate.
2) Used to get someones attention by suprising them with an unexpected response to a question or comment.
Jim: "Hey Bob, beautiful weather we're having isn't it?"

Bob, cutting Jim of at the end of his sentance

Bob: "What did you call me?"

jim has just been guerilla english ambushed
by shintox February 12, 2008
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Tarzan English

Broken version of English that is used by software developers all around the world who don't speak English as their native tongue.
Instead of: "I can have that done for you in few hours, sir", using Tarzan English, they would say something along the lines of: "Only few hours, sir, for you I have that done!"
by DeveloperFromEurope June 4, 2016
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English Pig

An English Pig is the name given to any drunk aggressive British-born moron who cannot control his actions whilst under the influence of alcohol.

Normally English Pigs enjoy the past-time of entering a restaurant, shop or even a police station and shouting at the top of their voice "go home all you non-nationals" (or something less polite to that effect)....at which point they get arrested and later charged with affray and various public order offenses such as "urinating against a police officers leg during the interview.

If they plead guilty in court, they almost get off Scott-free in terms of penalties, by being fined something small like £10 and/or sentenced to one month SUSPENDED community service.

Failure to plead guilty results in the full wrath of the Judiciary System: Which basically means he lies about the incident and gets fully away with it scott-free anyway.
That guy is such an English Pig, he spent the night in the local police cells for trying to start an argument with himself .....he thought it was some other stupid English Pig but in fact it was his own reflection in the glass of a shop window. Stupid English Pig!
by The Smart Ass June 27, 2015
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english bellows

A cloud of flatulence that escapes from underneath a blanket, sheet, or comforter, and into the face of the occupants.

While often on accident, this can happen on purpose much in the same manner as the dutch oven.
"Don't move, I just stoked the fire and I don't want to give you the english bellows."
by Lord_Flatulence October 27, 2009
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