Dick Destitute

Dick destitution is any period of time over three months where a man doesn't 'get it in.' Also known as 'period of dryness.'

Guy 1: "Man this sucks."

Guy 2: "What is it?"

Guy 1: "I'm so dick destitute I'm going insane."

Guy 2: "Here's 20 bucks."

by DaffyGKH August 11, 2013

Matthew's dick

Yankee wit no brim

Friend 1: is Matthew's dick circumcised

Friend 2: ye he got that yankee wit no brim

by Ihateblackpeople69 May 14, 2020

Cuddle Dick

When a male cuddles with an attractive person and it causes them to get a boner.

We can cuddle but only if you promise not to get cuddle dick.
I make no promises

by TheManipulator August 20, 2014

dinosaur dick

A huge penis which is used to crush open a women's anal cavatie and rip her stomach open

She was ripped open with my Dinosaur dick

by fcboi4673 February 15, 2018

Clown Dick

When you get done fucking your GF and find out shes on the rag becasue your pubic hair is bright red like the wig on a clown.

OH shit, that time of the month again huh Karen... I got CLOWN DICK again... My pubic hair's red..

by Leroy Lereaux March 19, 2019

Dick Cushion

A female who has been penetrated by so many dicks that she is a living breathing equivalent of a pin cushion, with dicks instead of pins.

His sister is a fucking dick cushion.

by mttcnnn January 24, 2014

Dick Move

When someone pulls a move so sneeky and evil you wonder what crack pipe they have been smoking.

PBH is trying to fuck over the Freestival people in Cowgate again. What a Dick Move!

by Lrac Yelnos May 26, 2015