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Fucking your way to the top 

in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)
Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX

Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top
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J-Capp Back On The Track 

if somebody says this, your about to get slapped physically, or its before someone named J-Capp starts to rap
"J-Capp Back On The Track!!!" *slaps*
or
J-Capp back on the track, yh. *raps*

Baked Bean on the Tip 

When you are having anal intercourse and you pull out and have fecal matter on the tip of your dick that looks like a baked bean.
I was doing my girl in the butt last night and when I pulled out I had a baked bean on the tip.

Are you coming to the tre? 

2020 slang used on alt tiktok, also used in deep tiktok videos, usually used along with a cooler changing filter with alien faces and dolls being sacrificed around a tre
Are you coming to the tre? - person on tiktok

Joe Mama Von Joseph The Third 

Joe Mama Von Joseph The Third is a very smart and innovative individual who is very handsome, with his moustache, his very beautiful dark purple hair and his orange sci-fi glasses. He has created a lot of hit games such as: "Joe's (Totally Legal) Flight Simulator", "Joe's Tower Defense" and "Joe's Driving Simulator".
Jones: "Man i love Joe Mama Von Joseph The Third's games! They're amazing!
Bob: "Yea, my favorite one is the flight simulator!"

saturday morning cartoons on the telly 

A telly with saturday morning cartoons on it. the nick fairy has his telly service taken away for scaling peoples gutters and turning them into dairy queen specials.
My siblings and i were watching saturday morning cartoons on the telly 🧐

Lit Up From The Tit Up 

Reaching the peak point of an intoxicating experience.
"Of course I'm having a great time--I'm lit up from the tit up!