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Dog meat

Keith: hey man that cheryl cole is hot af id love to smash her.

Graham: na man that bitch is dog meat she’s been ridin the black pole.
by Dizzyd6699 June 9, 2019
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Meat Whitey

A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!
Yo! That guy couldn’t handle that last shot and ended up whiteying in the meat! What a meat whitey!
by Twiggy_222 October 15, 2020
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meat rocking

When a fellow human is overly obsessing over or assessing another human.
John: Man, did you see Craig last night!? He had almost 30 points in the game!

Brian: Stop meat rocking him!
by ebonix101 January 8, 2014
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misery meat

When a man’s penis gains a loss of blood circulation due to the vagina/anus being extremely tight. This causes the penis to change into a more purple/grey colour.
My ass was so tight that it gave Jordan misery meat”
by thecrackingjack April 30, 2023
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meat riditry

The study or act of meat riding a person to oblivion.
This fucking meat riding prick MATT won’t hop off my meat about everything, he’s a real student of meat riditry.
by nubble August 13, 2025
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Meat Brownie

Feces on penis meaning meat brownie..
How about we go up stairs and I think about your dad as you shit on my dick and I pull out and give you a meat brownie.
by Meat Brownie April 30, 2022
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Minced meat

When a male is transferred to a woman durning surgery his Dick is mincemeat
by Wild Bill 53 December 30, 2019
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