This is not a definition, it is a statement.
On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.
Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.
Thx 4 reading lol.
On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.
Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.
Thx 4 reading lol.
Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅
by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022
Get the Titsmug. 
by FUCKYOU2001 December 30, 2021
Get the spiral titmug. A woman who has pushed a boundary beyond what is considered appropriate, typically in a sexual or inebriated situation.
When a woman gives zero fucks.
When a woman gives zero fucks.
“I thought Sheryl was fine as the new leader of the PTO, but it seems she’s gone tequila tits with power”
by JL Brooks November 17, 2020
Get the Tequila titsmug. I'm in Schrodinger tits situation as I do not know your gender I am both repulsed and aroused in equal measure
by jackblk March 19, 2021
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Get the Titsmug. 