Tete a tit

A well endowed lady whose breasts are each as large or larger than her head.

A scale invariant measure of weapon size, similar to the number of hands needed to measure a gentleman's penis.

I can't wait to take this goddamn bra off... there's a downside to being a tete a tit!

by Vari the Vampire May 21, 2024

Old tits

When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.

Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"

You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "

by FightMilkChamp July 12, 2018

Tickling your tit

Another way of saying it’s just a joke or pulling your leg or I’m messing with you

Person 1: does this dress make me look fat

Person 2: yes

Person 1: 😡🥲
Person 2: Hey lady I’m just tickling your tit calm down

by Peepeepoopo man August 27, 2023

Tit Alley

The alley between ones boobs. aka Cleavage

-Dude, check out that girl over there.. Sweet view of her tit alley!

-That guy should hit the gym, hes got way too much of a tit alley going on...

by jazzyjulz September 02, 2013

String-tit

Beautiful perky breasts

Hey bro see that beautiful girl over there she has amazing “string-tits)

by Arielpanda June 28, 2018

tit breeze

the feeling when your boobs push together and send air up your shirt

“Damn, I got a face full of tit breeze there.”

by —————- April 15, 2021

shrodinger's tits

When a woman wears a hoodie/sweater so big you cannot tell if her tits are small or huge.

Hey have you seen Abby's tits.
Nah I heard she got shrodinger's tits.
I wonder what size they are.

by TroubledTrout56 March 12, 2023