Good Dude University

Where washed up athletes attend higher education

Person A: Jimmy would’ve won us the game if he wasn't injured

Person B: You kidding? He threw three interceptions in one quarter last game, he’s on his way to enrollment at Good Dude University.

by bossmanq December 5, 2023

The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023

Good buisness

Anything people handle properly with a good outcome for all parties involved.

"OMG I got his sweater for half off...they had it at 30% off and they honored a coupon they advertised for 20% off"
"Good buisness"..."come up"

by Finnly December 6, 2023

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

by PPHal December 12, 2023

Good Anteater Pisane

Good Anteater Pisane, shortened to GAP,An Italian man who has his foreskin

Hey Vinny, you hear Tommy Cutlets over there is a Good Anteater Pisane (GAP)

by Menamedonald December 14, 2023

off the good tens

the phrase “off the good tens” refers to the commonly known illicit drug; Percocet or “Percs”. the ten refers to the dosage, as 10mg is the most potent and highest dosage.

“Damn, this shit hittin’, I’m really off the good tens!”

by megletomzz April 7, 2023

You are a good person

Yes! You are! I am a profuse serial rapist & you may well have been one to benefit from me, but that doesn’t make you any less of the good person you are! I love you because you are a beautiful human being with a gorgeous body I love to use!

Let the utmost respect I have for you excite you and ignite your fantasies in bed.

I respect taking things slow and will never force you to move faster than comfortable.

There’s many reasons I respect and defer to you: age, maturity, wisdom, & dating experience.

I trust your judgement and wisdom that taking things slow is the best course of action.

You’re possibly the most intelligent person I've met; that garners tremendous respect.

Most importantly, you are a human & I respect autonomy. Your merits pale in comparison to this ultimate fact of identity.

You are a good person!

by Bad C dev April 11, 2023