Butter bubble fart

When a person consumes 12 to 13 loaves of Entenmens all butter pound cake and a severe case of liquid sounding gurgle bursting flatulence ensues and lasts for several hours. The smell appears to linger much much longer than regular flatulence, has an almost intangible adherence to clothes and furniture. After a while the persons but cheeks develops a greasy or buttery like residue.

Fat ass Timmy got into the Entenmens last night and he’s now he’s got a ripe case of butter bubble farts !

by Little g money September 22, 2020

Teddie Hot Fart

The grotesque and crusty flatulence of Teddie the Goldendoodle.

Suck a Teddie hot fart Charlie!

by Hairypuss March 2, 2020

it's not the fart that kills, it's the smell

When Petter Solberg talks about the how it's not the speed that kill, it's the explosion in really bad english

it's not the fart that kills, it's the smell- Petter Solberg

by MustachePotet February 4, 2022

fart baloon II

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.

Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017

Within farting distance

Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.

Yeah, she was standing right behind me, within farting distance.

by niggman star33 January 21, 2021

freeland fart nectar

When you go into freeland and find an old lady ripping a wet fart onto a patch of flowers then picks them and smells them

My gram picked a patch of flowers and took a freeland fart nectar on them

by team anal May 9, 2014

Depressed Couch Farts

Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.

Did you fart?

No, those are old depressed couch farts. It escaped when I got up.

by StealthMeistro November 23, 2021