Jocking My Nuts

Behavior in which an overbearing wife/girlfriend continually calls to check on her man's activities.

Three calls in one hour? That girl is really jocking my nuts.

by Sejanus June 13, 2008

Honey-nut Cheerios

When a man drenches is testicles in honey and rests them in a bowl of cold milk. Works great for a breakfast in bed surprise for the Mrs.

-"Wake up, sweet-heart. I brought you breakfast that's delicious, heart-healthy, and with help lower your cholesterol!"
-"Oh my God! What the fuck are you doing!?"
-"It's honey-nut cheerios; surprise!"

by Andrubidus February 18, 2009

grillin my nuts

(1) To bust someone's chops or give them a hard time
(2) The act of checking another man's testicles

(1) Dog stop grillin my nuts, I am trying as hard as I can.
(2) What the fuck, dude? Were you just grillin my nuts?

by Jonathan Walker January 30, 2008

Holy Monkeh Nuts

Used when you are very very shocked

*EdisLeado kills someone is a game of counter strike*

"Holy Monkeh Nuts!!"

by Mark David Barber July 12, 2004

nut lugger

The male of any species of animal, because it carries testicular sack apendages, is therefore a "nut" (testical) "lugger" (carrier) of nuts.

That dyke gets her kicks off of dissing all the nut luggers that approach her.

by Sinbad Samsonite March 10, 2007

ninja nutting

The act of cumming inside a girl without her knowing.

"Whenever I Fuck My Girl I'm always Ninja Nutting."

by Timmy Beeeee February 19, 2008

No-Nut November

When men try to refrain from eating nuts for a whole month (November)This is done to raise awareness for anyone with a nut allergy and help them feel included.

Yeah, my friend Daniel has a peanut allergy, so I did No-Nut November with a few buddies for him.

by Bongogogo August 30, 2020