Poop

something that comes out of your butt. It’s stinky too.

Josh: Do you want to know the story of poop? Ok so there was this guy named Josh and he needed to go to the bathroom and then he took a poop. The end!
Lisa: uhhhhhhhh you’re weird.

by there’s kids in my basement May 31, 2023

West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

by Jack Kingofferson March 30, 2020

unicorn poop

pior magic, i nou inglish veri veri gud and unicorn poop is mogic

This guy is a total unicorn poop.
How does this unicorn poop even work?
Jeremy, why is there poop all over my desk? (It's not unicorn poop, but it works)

by equationslayer12 March 1, 2021

poop

its a soft substance that comes out of your asshole.

"aww shit, I gotta poop"

by DietWaterSalesman August 1, 2023

Poop Fiasco

A period of time where ones poops are extreme and unrelenting. Often resulting in a wet and uncomfortable mess.

I'm sorry I was late this morning, I was in the middle of a poop fiasco.

by Grand Daddy Long Legs March 2, 2020

poop

A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:

Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.

“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 24, 2022

Poop

A delicious meal that goes well with ham

I want to eat that poop

by TheWizdum September 7, 2022