The fucking site you're on.
Girl 1: Hazza! I hate spoons! Waz Happenin!?
Girl 2: You fucking carrot.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: Fucking look it up you fucking piece of shit.
Girl 1: Where?
Girl 2: Urban Dictionary
Girl 1: What's that?
Girl 2: You fucking shit.
Girl 1: TELL ME!
Girl 2: It's where you can look up shit like dick, Donald-Trump Disease, and CARROT! And get the fucking definition!
Carrot Bitch: I'll just look it up in the dictionary I have at home.
Girl 2: YOU FUCKING CUNT!
Girl 2: You fucking carrot.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: Fucking look it up you fucking piece of shit.
Girl 1: Where?
Girl 2: Urban Dictionary
Girl 1: What's that?
Girl 2: You fucking shit.
Girl 1: TELL ME!
Girl 2: It's where you can look up shit like dick, Donald-Trump Disease, and CARROT! And get the fucking definition!
Carrot Bitch: I'll just look it up in the dictionary I have at home.
Girl 2: YOU FUCKING CUNT!
by TheOnlyHater January 6, 2017
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Write for a large audience. When defining a word, make sure to provide enough context for other people to understand what it means and how it’s typically used. Need a little help? Look to our Word of the Day for some examples.
Be creative. Some of the best definitions on Urban Dictionary find humorous ways to poke fun at authority, or put a clever twist on current events. Some of them are just straight up weird. We’re okay with that.
Have fun. We are not a traditional dictionary. This is a place where language has a little more space to be explored and constructed freely, in the moment.
🛑
Don’t post personal information. That includes obvious things like last names and addresses, but we will also remove definitions containing first names or user handles if they can be used to identify and target specific individuals for harassment.
Don’t be an asshole. We are okay with people defining offensive words. After all, people use offensive words in the real world and a resource for understanding what those words mean can be valuable. However, we are not—and never will be—okay with people using a definition to harass, discriminate, and/or directly incite violence against others.
If you notice anything on Urban Dictionary that you believe falls outside of these guidelines, please flag it for review.
by jimmybiscut74 April 8, 2021
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by PheonixAndHisOfficialMeanings May 26, 2020
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Get the Urban Dictionarymug. If you are new to Urban Dictionary, we welcome you we want you to feel like you belong, don't use the other website called Merriam Webster or whatever they call it, those guys don't know anything its too confusing to understand their definitions anyway.
The text in italic font are called examples, they are here if you don't understand the meaning
for example:
man1: what's up you fucker
man2: hey man what the hell is wrong with you
man1: what? I read from Urban Dictionary website it say friendly greeting
man2: use Merriam Webster instead, that stuff is immature.
Now keep in mind that if anyone tells you to use Merriam Webster he means:
"GO FUCK YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU"
to a very proper response, kill him before he kills you
for example:
man1: what's up you fucker
man2: hey man what the hell is wrong with you
man1: what? I read from Urban Dictionary website it say friendly greeting
man2: use Merriam Webster instead, that stuff is immature.
Now keep in mind that if anyone tells you to use Merriam Webster he means:
"GO FUCK YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU"
to a very proper response, kill him before he kills you
by BreadTaken January 10, 2021
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A great way to define certain words and express your feelings but teachers(Demons in disguise) will not allow this
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