gods herb

Dank ass holy plant (aka marijuana)
Coined by J-boy, December 2016

Person 1: "Oh shit it's J-boy!"
Person 2: "Let's ask him if he has any ganja."

Person 1: "Hey J-boy, ya got any reefer?"
J-boy: "You mean gods herb?"

by boobfucker007 January 8, 2017

puff god

the man with the best dope and smokes alot

man my plug the puff god bro

by Urban god of the dictionary April 26, 2017

sesh god

The "sesh god" is a particular individual, usually in university or just moved out but still living on daddy's money, who goes out on the seshmost nights of the week or every night if you are a sesh lord and party's their arse off like the sun isn't going to come up.

Hey, Emma you sesh god. You comin out tonight to get smashed?

by Skrrr pop pop December 14, 2017

god pants

To be extremely judgemental toward someone

Take off your "god Pants" and stop judging so much

by Michael Loud April 17, 2020

God Defend

To defend something in the same way one would defend their religion and their god when somebody insults it.

"Why are you god defending Brampton (Ontario)"

by The Wobbles by Alex Unknown January 21, 2024

God Gaming

When someone goes absolutely INSANE in a video game, often being a rare occurrence but leading to a huge morale boost to you and your team.

"Im on God Gaming right now"

by Poogaz July 29, 2022

Jesus H. God

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.

Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”

by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024