g-shit

Something that is an example of "G" behavior. Such as, but not limited to robbing, capping or smashing. "G" meaning gangsta.
G-unit

1. This nigga be on some straight G-shit.
2. I'll blow your whole shit up on some g-shit nigga.
3. Fuck all y'all niggas, run up on you wit all my dogs, fuck you think this is nigga? You about to feel that dead-ass real G-shit.

by G. Dr October 13, 2006

Shit chat

when ur talkin shit about people behind their back

molly: hey jessica i haven't seen u in a while!

jessica: haha yea we need to chill together and shit chat

molly: fer sure :)

by mmmmhmm611 April 14, 2010

holy shit

1.The excrement of a deity or other religious figure.
2.An exclamation of extreme pain, pleasure, surprise, etc...

"Holy shit!" yelled John upon noticing the monkey in his shower.

by Aeon102 May 17, 2004

cum shit

That act of defecation after one has just received anal sex, resulting in a stool that is coated with semen.

Jane: Did paul fuck you in the arse-hole last night?

Wendy: Fuck yeah he did!

Jane: Did you do a cum shit afterwards?

Wendy: Yeah! It was the biggest cum shit you ever saw, I was all like "holy fuckballs, that cum shit is big!"

by greg83 February 27, 2008

shark-shit

how low can you go?
you cannot get any lower than shark-shit, because it's below sea level.

Your lower than shark-shit

by freddy2 January 30, 2008

shit hands

Shit hands occures when a public restroom is all out of toilet paper. A similar incident known as "shit cat" occures in the home.

Karl: Man, what's that smell?
Janet: Well, the bathroom was fresh out of T.P., so now i have shit hands.
Karl: It happens. Fuck.

by Shawn F August 25, 2006

Texas Shit

The art of eating a whole stack of ribs and then having sex and in the middle of intercourse go to the bathroom and completely stink out the whole room thereby killing your hoe.

Last night i had a texas shit and my five dollar hoe died on me

by jorge the whoregay January 10, 2009