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poop

the weird sticky shit that comes out of your ass
person 1: Horror, pain, I’ve felt it all. After approximately 137 minutes on the toilet with no hope I was scared I new my stomach wasn’t going down without a fight. In the background I could hear my family laughing and having a wonderful time, and yet again I was in the dark all alone just me the toilet and my poop. Years of spending hours on the toilet fearing for my life I grabbed my iPhone and searched “Music to help you poop” after scrolling for sometime I found this, it stood out to me I had hope for the first time. As I was about to tap, my stomach new the war was over, I could hear noises coming from my stomach but I ignored it just tapped on this video and for the first time it came out without any pushing or screaming. Shit was everywhere in the toilet I couldn’t help myself but cry it was the first time something so beautiful happened. After hours on this toilet I could be here for seconds now. When I walked in the dark scary hopeless room, I could now walk out empty and now play with my family again it’s been hours since I’ve seen their faces.

person 2: what the fuck
by bigpoopoodiarrheaman October 11, 2022
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poop

somthing that comes out your ass.
she is pooping in the toilet.
by zoed June 10, 2024
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Poop Bomb

A bomb that explodes, and releases poop, very stinky, used in Vietnam War according to prestigious historians.
"EW DON'T THROW A POOP BOMB AT ME"
by Tim7 July 19, 2024
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Poop Bridge

When you forget to wipe after shitting and forms a bridge of shit in between your cheeks, almost like a bridge that can pull at hair.
"Aw man I ran out of toilet paper, now a poop bridge is going to form!"
by ShitEatingBunnyGrin March 20, 2024
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poop sock

a poop sock is a sock filled with poop. don’t let mommy find it. it is normally hidden under a bed.
by Choccomon March 3, 2019
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Poops

"So Hows Poops today?"
by Mario69420 September 17, 2019
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poop

a brown solid thing that floats in toilets and if you don't flush the toilet after doing one you will be known as DIGUSTANG to the world
"who forgot to flush the toilet after they've had a poop?"
"it wasn't me"
"well it was fricking one of yas, DISGUSTANG"
by Pew pew pinaplz October 11, 2019
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