poop

instead of pooping in the toilet you poop on your boyfriends chest and he licks it off

1. you have to poop but dont want to in the toilet
2. so you ask your boyfriend/girlfriend to do something ang gets in the mood
3. you tell him close his eyes and then you start pooping on him and he smells it
4. then he licks it and gets to having fun with her/he

by MINISTUFF130 April 22, 2023

Poop

something that comes out of your butt. It’s stinky too.

Josh: Do you want to know the story of poop? Ok so there was this guy named Josh and he needed to go to the bathroom and then he took a poop. The end!
Lisa: uhhhhhhhh you’re weird.

by there’s kids in my basement May 31, 2023

Poop

Something yucky

Poop is a thing that goes in the toylot

by The Dragon Joke May 10, 2021

Poop

The big brown wet stuff that comes out ur booty hole when u think it’s a fart

Oh no I pooped on the desk

by Big daddy Tyrone January 1, 2022

unicorn poop

pior magic, i nou inglish veri veri gud and unicorn poop is mogic

This guy is a total unicorn poop.
How does this unicorn poop even work?
Jeremy, why is there poop all over my desk? (It's not unicorn poop, but it works)

by equationslayer12 March 1, 2021

Poop-nunchaku

When you're cleaning your cat's litter and find two pieces of poop holding together by a hair.

I think my cat is eating a lot of hair, he keeps on shitting poop-nunchakus

by Virus903 October 11, 2021

poop

A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:

Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.

“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 24, 2022